Dan set a record for the Expeditionary Force today, rolling out of Texas, across Louisianna and Mississippi, and nearly out of Alabama! After 534 miles, and an argumentative GPS, Dan was treated to a supper of marginal food and loud rap music at a one-star eatery off I-10. He is recovering in Geezer's cockpit.
 
Dan is around 170 miles from Goose Bayou, and will be met north of here and escorted directly to Sam's Oyster Bar to celebrate his arrival. After we get him settled in, plans are to join the greenie whackos to celebrate Earth Day with live music and beverages in recyclable containers.  —SH