I grew up reading some of the great adventurers -- John Caldwell, Sir Francis Chichester, Robin Lee Graham, John Guzzwell-- Who made epic voyages across the oceans. For much of my life I dreamed of making the same kinds of voyages, and devoured any books and magazines that came along in that genre. I would study the boats and design my own versions so I, too, could accomplish nautical heroics. One thing that I noticed early on was how much these guys came to value simplicity. That was the beginning of my evolution as a sailor.
Then Life interfered, and I detoured mostly ashore for a while. Somewhere in that detour I discovered the joys of exploring bug-infested backwaters where one could nose into a reed bed and scramble up the hill looming over the boat to take a nice picture. Tying up to a marginal weedy bush instead of carrying five different anchors and 3,000 feet of chain. waking up in a cozy cove, silent and peaceful instead of listening to the neighbor's generator all night long. As that process unwound, my idea of a heroic boat also underwent a few revisions. The prospect of equipping and managing a boat to cross an ocean seemed less appealing the more I thought about it.

I subscribe to a couple of sailing magazines besides Small Craft Advisor. I like to see how the other side lives, and it sure is nice looking at the latest fancy sailboats. The other magazines provide a view into a vastly different world of sailing than I inhabit, which leaves me alternating between wistful envy and amused horror.
Those magazine are rather amusing. To start, I don't think that any of the boats advertised in there are under 35 feet long. Sure, that is much more comfortable that my 19-foot Potter, but when one of those things runs aground thanks to the 5-foot draft, it's a whole different experience for them than it is for me. If I'm lucky, a few energetic strokes with the paddle, or maybe a good pole off with the boathook and I'm back in action. If I'm really stuck I crank up the daggerboard a couple of inches, sail off, then crank it back down. That's generally not how it works when you run your floating Condominium up on the sandbar. In fact, pretty much everything about those big boats is more serious. If I jibe accidentally, I can sometimes snag the mainsheet and slow the boom down as it flies across. If I tried that with one of those serious ships, I'd launch myself over the horizon for sure. And the ginormous bludgeon would still rip some expensive chunk of hardware off the boat.
There are advantages to a bigger boat, I'll agree. Sometimes I have trouble fitting all the chow into the cooler along with enough Ice Packs to keep the stuff alive in the Arizona heat; a growing trend seems to be for new boats to have not one, but two refrigerators on board. Two Fridges! Now that's luxury. I'm sure they can pack in a lot of beer, but then I have never had to fly a mechanic in to fix my cooler, let alone two of them. One prominent theme I pick up from these magazines is how cruising has been boiled down to "fixing your boat in a variety of exotic locations"-- I always thought that was a joke, but now I read about it in every month's issue. Two fridges!
On most days I can steer my boat by shifting my weight, without touching the tiller. The boats appearing in the other magazines have, along with the two refrigerators, two wheels. One on each side. Personally, I'd get confused if I had two wheels to choose from. It's hard enough with just the single wood thingy hanging on my rudder. And these are not little wheels, either. These are BIG. The mechanical advantage must be formidable, but you know, I never really appreciated even the dinky little steering wheel-sized helms that I've encountered in my travels-- They seemed to lack a certain liveliness that my wood stick has. I know when the Potter is overpowered, I can feel it in the tiller. If I insist, eventually she'll round up. One wonders how much feedback you get with those America's Cup-sized wagon wheels spanning the cockpit. Do you get any feedback, or does the beautiful machine hum along, the driver oblivious, until the fancy high-tech carbon fiber mylar super duper space-age rig busts a gut?
Speaking of high tech rigs, I love how every couple of years some rig innovation becomes the Next Big Thing. All the new boats have it, whatever it is. The cruising-oriented magazines tend to not emphasize the latest whiz-bang rigging, I imagine, because most of the people out there need something that will actually reliably hold their gigantic rigs up as they motorsail from Exotic Port A to Equally Exotic Port B in search of a good mechanic. Their rigs are last year's Big Thing, and they write plenty of stories about how the Wonder Crimp Rod Thingies are starting to come apart if the wind blows more than 10 knots. It's the magazines that are closer to the racing world that swoon over the latest cool stuff from the likes of the Open 60's.At one point I too drooled over stuff like Rod Rigging, until I read the follow up stories. For a few years now, I have been devolving rig-wise to the point where I am fairly sure that my next boat will have an unstayed mast (or masts). If I have to have rigging, it'll be simple, cheap, low-stress, and easily repaired. And I won't be submitting articles to the other magazines about how I spent thousands of dollars swapping out last year's Next Big Thing for this year's Next Big Thing.
I'm of two minds with regard to the navigation of a sailboat. Now I love GPS, but I shot my first celestial fix just outside of Mombasa, Kenya in the 70's, and never really shook off the romance and pure seaman-like utility of navigating the way the old-timers have been doing for hundreds of years. When I was forming my vision of myself as a World Voyager, running fixes, points drawn on a paper chart and positions established by the stars and sun figured prominently-- None of this setting the autopilot to home in on some glowing dot on the LCD while I raided the double fridges for a beer and sandwich. Pretty much every time I sail, I practice the old techniques of shooting bearings and plotting my position, even though I do have a nice little portable GPS that provides endless amusement as it shows me sailing merrily half a mile inland, over the saguaro cacti. The GPS is also extremely useful on family road trips. I keep the Wife appraised of our progress regularly: "We'll arrive in 23 minutes, 18.715 seconds, Sweetie!". She is very appreciative and only threatens to stick the thing up my hawsepipe if I update her too frequently, say more than once.

But I digress. In the magazines, Some of these sailors have electronic navigation suites that cost more than my entire boat. They have radar. They have depth finders (I have a lead line). They can see their position from space, and see what the terrain looks like under their boat. They know the temperature of the water. And yet they still manage to run up on reefs, get lost, and generally make fools of themselves fairly regularly, so much so that the Super Navigators now regularly run articles that try to keep the double-fridge crowd from making spectacles of themselves and dinging their gelcoat because they pushed the wrong button or loaded the wrong datum (whatever that is!).
But even if the Modern Navigator is on top of things, having all those electronics aboard is just asking for trouble, in my opinion. I have just one battery on my boat. It could disappear in a puff of smoke and my general nautical happiness would not be impacted in the least. Stories abound of sailors whose electrical systems gave up the ghost-- What happens when your 60 foot beauty's power grid shorts out? Not only do you no longer have the navigational video game to keep you amused, but now your electric winches, electric roller reefing, and electric refrigerators are gone as well. I would not want to find myself in that situation on a lee shore. Warm beer! Oh the humanity!
In a nutshell, I get my sailing motto from some guy named Albert Einstein (whom I think was a great sailor, or something): Make everything as simple as possible, but no simpler. On a small boat, that's a lot easier to do than otherwise. And, I would argue, more fun as well. This also is not a limitation on my voyaging potential-- Lots of people who think just like me have made epic voyages in small, simple boats.
Finally: A recent advice column in one of the magazines goes on at length about how to stop the bottles of wine from clanking around and disturbing the off watch; my solution is to dispense with the bottles altogether and purchase boxes of booze instead. Noise problem solved, and when you run up on the reef in a drunken stupor you can inflate the plastic bladders for additional flotation! Simple, and elegant. That's why I'm a committed gunkholer.
Although two fridges does sound kind of nice, now that I think about it...