A dusty crate with no return address just arrived at SCA headquarters. After careful inspection in the first floor’s mail room, the package was deemed safe for opening and we removed the lid. Inside were carefully stacked t-shirts and sweatshirts. The fronts of the shirts ask “B. Frank?” and the back lists many known haunts of our esteemed columnist, including events like the Texas 200, BEER, Havasu, B.F. Egypt, etc.
We don’t know whether this is an attempt at self-promotion or the convoluted repayment of an old debt, but in any case, we’re now selling the limited edition B.Frank tour shirts at our website. Click here if you’re interested.—Eds